NEW ORLEANS — In a shocking historical breakthrough, 504 Scott News has obtained never-before-seen footage of the first brave — or possibly deranged — human who discovered and ate what was later called an oyster. Back then, locals didn’t call it “seafood.” They called it “rock snot.” According to early documentation, this prehistoric Cajun pioneer approached a muddy shoreline, picked up a crusty gray lump, sniffed it twice, and said the immortal words: “Looks nasty… I’m gonna eat it.” That singl
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NEW ORLEANS, LA — In a groundbreaking move that experts are calling “both genius and deeply concerning,” the 504 Scott Prison System for Professional Criminals has proudly announced the grand opening of a full-service Dollar General inside the prison walls. According to Warden Dana “Dollar” Jones, the decision was simple: “Everywhere you go in Louisiana, there’s a Dollar General — except prison. So we fixed that. Now inmates can do time and save money.” The ribbon-cutting ceremony reportedly fea
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NEW ORLEANS — In a shocking historical discovery, 504 Scott News has obtained never-before-seen footage revealing why Christopher Columbus took so long to discover America. Turns out, the legendary explorer had to turn the ships around halfway across the Atlantic… because he forgot to lock the door. Yes — you read that right. Sources close to the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria confirm Columbus suddenly yelled, “Did anybody lock the door?!” mid-expedition. When nobody answered, he ordered a full U-
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In Louisiana, you don’t just eat a po’boy — you risk your sanity for one. And that’s exactly what happened when a woman from Virginia tracked her way down to New Orleans, clutching a fake po’boy sandwich she claimed needed to be returned to Parkway Tavern. Her husband begged her not to go. He said the shrimp had already messed with her head. But when Louisiana seafood calls, logic doesn’t stand a chance. She said it was about the sandwich… but witnesses swear it was just an excuse to come back f
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Saints BBQ blessing 504 Scott News reports that a New Orleans man has taken his devotion to the Saints — and barbecue — to spiritual levels previously unseen. Witnesses say the man held a full-on rib baptism in his backyard, using ice-cold Abita beer as holy water in an effort to “break the Saints juju” and “bless the grill.” Neighbors reported smoke, chanting, and what sounded suspiciously like “When the Saints Go Marchin’ In” played on a kazoo. One elderly woman said she saw the ribs “rise fro
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Hot Dog of Shame 504 Scott News reports that chaos erupted in downtown Boston after a man was seen publicly — and unapologetically — putting mayonnaise on a hotdog. Witnesses described the scene as “unspeakable” and “the most disturbing thing to happen since unsalted clam chowder.” Several bystanders reportedly dropped their lobster rolls in shock. Local therapists say dozens of witnesses are now seeking counseling for what they call “condiment-induced trauma.” One woman claimed she hasn’t been
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Santa Maria spam The 504 Scott Investigative Bureau has reportedly uncovered never-before-seen footage from the voyage of the Santa Maria, showing Christopher Columbus himself losing his temper with what historians are calling “the first extended warranty call in recorded history.” According to the newly found scrolls — and some very confused parrots — Columbus was halfway across the Atlantic when a mysterious messenger in a canoe appeared out of nowhere, shouting, “Ahoy there! I’m calling about
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