Grocery stores host a variety of frozen french fries, many golden and crispy, in the freezer aisle. But if you want your potatoes to come with a side of joy, smiley fries are the only way to go. Folks ...

You might not want to know how the sausage — or the fry — is made. But somebody’s gotta spill the greasy beans. McDonald’s French fries have been the gold standard of fast food sides for decades (even ...